Take Yourself a Gander

Joni Ernst wants you to grasp your mortality, the FEMA director didn’t know about hurricane season, Elon Musk is going through it, Mike Johnson just wants a friend, Trump thinks Biden is a robot, and an Argentinian judge has had to step down. It’s all just too silly.

You can find the transcript here, and links are below:

Joni Ernst - via Washington Post, Politico, and MSNBC; Head of FEMA Surprised by Hurricane Season - via CBS News; Elon Musk - via NY Times and NY Times; The Girls Are Fighting - via The Guardian; Trump’s Conspiracy Theories - via Rolling Stone; Maradona Case - via AP News

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