Bringing in the Illinois. Bringing in the Illi-Funk.

Austin Drummond was captured in Tennessee, Trump is eying military use for the Olympics and invited a sex offender to a kids’ event, the House subpoenaed DOJ for Epstein files, Texas map fights escalated, and NASA may put a nuclear reactor on the moon.

You can find the transcript here, and links are below:

Update: Tennessee - via CBS News; Los Angeles, the Angels We Are - via NBC News, The New Republics, and The Daily Beast; Trump Invites Sex Offender to Kid’s Event - via NY Magazine; Epstein Stuff - via NPR; The Stars at Night - via AP News, Texas Tribune, NBC News, CNN, and Politico

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