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A horrifying South African bus crash, the sentencing of Sam Bankman-Fried, Mayorkas’ articles of impeachment is headed to the Senate, and turns out Alex Murdaugh is a liar (duh).
Heartless as She Is Factless
Hunter Biden’s team heads back to court, a visit to the Big Apple is gonna cost ya, Trump’s never learned a lesson, Joe Lieberman has died, and DeSantis + Disney have finally settled.
Kelly Clarkson’s Cover of Happier Than Ever
Disaster on the Francis Scott Key Bridge and possible success in the mifepristone Supreme Court case; plus - Ronna McDaniel’s out, Ken Paxton’s to (of trouble), and some Trump Crime Update Time news to make fun of.
The Mere Thought of Water
Diddy’s houses are raided, Putin’s got his own agenda, the UN’s got a resolution, Trump’s got a Trump Crime Update Time, and Ron DeSantis has a solution that is almost okay.
Straight Out the Toaster
A weekend packed with news, including a Russian concert attack and Russia + China cease-fire veto, an update on Princess Kate, a signed spending bill, shakeups in the Senate and House, and Trump’s money troubles.
Goofball Island
As the President cancels more student debt, and federal funding continues to be endangered, an Idaho manhunt has come to an end, the final Mississippi former officers are sentenced, Apple gets his with an antitrust suit, and of course… Trump Crime Update Time!
Something, Something, Something
As Texas again attempts to break the Constitution as well as my sanity, a fourth Mississippi office has been sentenced, the EPA makes another push for EVS, and Alabama’s governor signs a DEI funding ban.
That’s Not Better!
As the Supreme Court reverses their Texas ruling and Peter Navarro reports to Papa John’s and jail, Trump asks for immunity and then sues George Stephanopoulos.
It’s Helpful and It’s Silly!
The EPA announces the end of asbestos while the Supreme Court hits pause on Texas’ immigration law while also appearing ready to rule against a GOP-led 1A case. Plus - Trump Crime Update Time and a Princess Kate sighting!
Stupid Was Actually a Bad Word
Two deadly shootings over the weekend lead this episode that also covers Russia’s “election,” Trump’s Ohio rally, some loose ends in a couple of Trump cases, and correcting some misinformation about the Princess Kate mystery.
“Yo We Need Those Back”
Sen. Bob Mendez is still on trial, an update on the Israel-Hamas war, a little Trump Crime Update Time, a verdict in the James Crumbley trial, all while Veep Harris casually makes history.
Have You Checked Under Your Car Seats?
A compact episode covering an update in the death of Nex Benedict, six charges were dropped in the Georgia RICO case, and what’s going on with the TikTok ban?
Roller Hockey
Robert Hur has testified in the House, which is also down yet another member, a University of Missouri student is missing, the U.S. will send more aid to Ukraine, a whistleblower’s death is being investigated, Ghislaine Maxwell remains a horror, and - is RFK Jr going to ask Aaron Rodgers to be his VP?
Almost Good(ish) News
An Illinois school bus crash, budget for Biden, possible TikTok ban, and clarification for Florida’s heinous Don’t Say Gay bill.
LOL Good Luck With That
It’s a day full of updates, starting with updates on Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, as well as the Israel-Hamas war. Plus, the RND has had a system update to go full MAGA, and Kensington Palace needs to update their Photoshop skills.
Trump’s Tuchus
Philadelphia sees yet another bus stop shooting; Sweden officially joins NATO; scientists believe the Maine shooter’s brain damage may have played a role in last October’s shooting; Alabama state legislature passes IVF protections; and the State of the Union is very caffeinated.
It’s Called a Please
As the House takes a step to avert our latest shutdown worries and the National Guard steps in in New York’s subways, the “Rust” armorer has been found guilty, and primary season is officially done.
100 of the Lamest Nerdiest People in the Country
Election results and the final months of Kyrsten Sinema time in politics are finally upon us.
Voting Requires Optimism
A day packed with news as Opill begins shipping and France guarantees abortion in their Constitution, the UN comes to a horrific finding in the Israel-Hamas war, the Supreme Court hits pause on Abbott’s immigration law, Allen Weisselberg pleads guilty to lying, and the Supreme Court finally rules in Colorado.
Goonies Never Say Die
Updates on the Israel-Hamas war, the weekend’s Californian blizzard, and Texas’ wildfire, while Nikki Haley and Marianne Williamson are sticking around as we all await a Supreme Court ruling.