I Own a Purse
A tornado in Oklahoma and updates on the Israel-Hamas war are the two stories from the weekend.
No One Is Coming to Save Us
Harvey Weinstein’s New York charges have been overturned, the campus protests are continuing, and of course… a pretty big Trump Crime Update Time.
Bad For Me
Only three stories, but they’re big ones: abortion, foreign aid, and campus protests.
Real Crack Team Ya Got There, Guy.
Tennessee teachers will soon be allowed to be armed, employees will soon be able to quit their jobs, Trump continues to be in court, and George Santos accidentally provides an important lesson.
Jeepers, That’s a Lot of Crimes!
As college protests turn to student arrests, there’s also a mysterious killing in Oklahoma, an unsuccessful break-in at Mayor Bass’ house, plus a look at the Supreme Court’s thoughts on Oregon and all the latest on Trump’s simultaneous court proceedings.
Mosquitos and Elon Musk
As well as updates on the Israel-Hamas war and the House’s new funding package, news of a tragic collision in Michigan, this episode is great prep for today’s big new day.
Ah! Ya Got Me!
More than 100 pro-Palestine protesters were arrested as the U.N. fails to pass Palestinian’s bid to join the cohort and Iran is hit with US sanctions, while Main passed gun control and Trump’s criminal trial has a big day.
This Is Our Thing Now
As the Senate rejects Mayorkas’ impeachment straight out, and House Republicans unveil their aid package, we’ve got a quick update on things in the Middle East, while the Department of Justice looks to a $100 million settlement with Nassar survivors.
Watch Women’s Sports
This episode is brought to you by my annoyance over Caitlin Clark’s paycheck. Plus - West Virginia has overturned a trans sports ban, the Mayorkas articles of impeachment are in the Senate, the Supreme Court has thoughts on the January 6th rioters, the election continues not to have been stolen, and we’ve got some Trump jurors.
Never Having a Read a Book Bingbongs
In addition to a shooting in New Orleans on Sunday night, we’ve also got an update on Iran and Israel, the Supreme Court’s decision on Idaho’s anti-trans bill, the sentencing of the Rust armorer, and… Trump Crime Update Time.
Have Ya Seen Alex Morgan?
The NAIA has banned trans athletes, while Iowa looks to ban abortions, Shohei Ohtani’s interpreter is charged, and O.J. Simpson is dead.
Imagine Being My Roommate
We’ve got an update on Arizona’s abortion ban (kind of), the sentencing of a Michigan school shooter’s parents, and a little Trump Crime Update Time - Quite the Thursday!
Special Episode: Abortion in America
This special is all about the news that Arizona is invoking a 160-year-old law to outlaw abortion in the state.
Total Eclipse of the (Sun)
Although the eclipse led the news, there was also a deadly shooting in a Las Vegas law office, and Trump found a way to make the eclipse all about him (not really, but we’ve still got a Trump Crime Update Time).
Clickity-Clack Your Ideas
Looking at the Israel-Hamas war six months on, plus the beginning of Speaker Johnson’s No Good, Very Bad Week, a reminder of what’s at stake with Trump, and NCAA Championship results.
More Like Sam Bankman-Jailed
A horrifying South African bus crash, the sentencing of Sam Bankman-Fried, Mayorkas’ articles of impeachment is headed to the Senate, and turns out Alex Murdaugh is a liar (duh).
Heartless as She Is Factless
Hunter Biden’s team heads back to court, a visit to the Big Apple is gonna cost ya, Trump’s never learned a lesson, Joe Lieberman has died, and DeSantis + Disney have finally settled.
Kelly Clarkson’s Cover of Happier Than Ever
Disaster on the Francis Scott Key Bridge and possible success in the mifepristone Supreme Court case; plus - Ronna McDaniel’s out, Ken Paxton’s to (of trouble), and some Trump Crime Update Time news to make fun of.
The Mere Thought of Water
Diddy’s houses are raided, Putin’s got his own agenda, the UN’s got a resolution, Trump’s got a Trump Crime Update Time, and Ron DeSantis has a solution that is almost okay.