It’s Not NOT Helping...
Justin Timberlake’s been arrested (and released), Senate Republicans blocked a federal bump stock ban, and three presidential candidates made three different headlines.
New Jersey… What’s Going On Out There?
A Surgeon General’s suggested warning, 175k Maryland pardons, another New Jersey scandal, record-breaking heat, and Biden’s new Title IX rule has hit an ill-times injunction.
Special Episode: Guns in America
This episode is all about the Supreme Court’s decision on bump stocks and a weekend of mass shootings.
It’s All Downhill From Here!
In addition to a story about passport renewals, three stories only make me angrier as I go: the House votes to hold Garland in contempt, Southern Baptists say no to IVF, and Oklahoma Oklahoma dismisses the Tulsa Race Massacre.
Is That Even Followable?
In addition to a shooting in an Atlanta food court, there is also news about the Hunter Biden case, a coming House contempt vote, and a federal judge has overturned a hateful Florida law.
Technically News
In addition to an update on the Israel-Hamas War, Justice Alito was kind of caught undercover; Sen. Fetterman was involved in a car accident, and the Hunter Biden case heads to jurors while Trump heads to a Zoom.
That Dude Guilty
Donald Trump has been found guilty in his 2016 election interference crimes case - now what?
Worrisome for My Already Worrisome Worries
A shooting at an Ohio Kroger, the “Bad Breath Rapist” has been captured, there’s a small update in the Scott Peterson case, Justice Alito surprises no one, a man in Michigan surprises a courtroom, and speaking of courts… the Trump trial jury deliberations are underway.
What a Timeline to Be Alive!
In addition to an update on the Israel-Hamas War, a series of stabbings in Massachusetts and an explosion in Ohio lead an episode that also includes a little Trump Crime Update Time.
Get Your Court in Line, Guy.
An update on the Israel-Hamas War as well as a weekend of storms and a mudslide in Papua New Guinea. Plus, two Louisiana inmates are still on the run. Bill Walton has died, and what if the Supreme Court was… better?
If Wishes Were Horses...
Two weather stories, two abortion stories, a DOJ v Ticketmaster-Live Nation suit, and of course… the Supreme Court rounds up the episode by remaining the living worst.
Unsurprising and Nevertheless Annoying… the Republican Way!
A Pennsylvania shooting and Uvalde settlement, as well as a second case of both the bird flu and the Alito’s poor judgment. Plus… Nikki Haley (For Some Reason).
America’s Mayor Gudy Ruiliani
A flight encounters deadly turbulence, South Carolina bans gender-affirming care for minors while Louisiana continues its abortion ban in a new and worse way, and of course… Trump Crime Update Time.
Tea Like Tea
An explanation of Iran’s political infarction, a possible resentencing for Paul Pelosi’s attacker, the Supreme Court and Maryland’s assault weapons ban, all lead the news. Plus, the prosecution rests!
And So I Will Get to Work
An attempt at responsibly reporting on the death of Iran’s president; a comment on the terrible Diddy video, and a whole lot about that flag outside of Justice Alito’s house.
That’s Good Comedy Right There!
The House passes a symbolic bill and votes a contempt charge out of committee. Plus, Trump’s still on trial and Greg Abbott’s still the actual worst.
Why Are Men?
In addition to the assassination attempt on Slovakia’s prime minister, SCOTUS will allow Louisiana’s maps to go forward, and Missouri’s in the middle of a historic filibuster, all while Harrison Butker and Mitt Romney have decided to speak out loud for some reason.
It’s Mike Johnson. He’s a Weirdo...
A Florida bus crash, Canadian wildfires, an American arrest in France, a shady visit from Speaker Johnson, and the death of Alice Munro.
Here Comes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Ruin Everything
Updates on the Israel-Hamas war as well as Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, plus a brief recap of all the news I missed last week.