All My Soccer-Heads
As Trump works to dismantle Education and the laws of our country, and DOGE works to steal your social security number, an American who has been in Afghanistan since 2022 is now free.
Bad Time to Have an Imagination
We’re talking updates on the Israel-Hamas war, a possible ceasefire with Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, and the latest on Trump’s anti-trans policies.
Speaking of the Worst Thing
In the first of two episodes coming out today, this episode covers a significant change in the Israel-Hamas war, a judge’s ruling on Elon Musk, a call between Putin and Trump, a judge’s ruling on Trump’s anti-trans military policy, and hey - those astronauts are back!
Special Episode: American Deportations
This special episode is all about the Trump administration’s latest deportations.
Give No Quarter
The death penalty, federal employees, the First Amendment and the national budget all star in this episode of the news.
Not Super Efficient After All!
On the third anniversary of their invasion, Trump makes his feelings on Ukraine clear, while Israeli tanks head into the West Bank, abortion clinics get to keep their buffer zone, federal employees continue on in chaos, and Guantanamo plans get put on hold.
Can We Not Have One Single Friend??
Kash Patel and Eric Adams face no consequences, while Luis Rubiales finally does. The Pope continues his recovery, a judge upholds the power to fire federal employees, and officials investigate bus explosions in Tel Aviv. Meanwhile, Mexico warns the U.S. against invasion.
Russian Into Trouble
On a day with yet another plane collision, Trump and Zelensky’s relationship has taken a turn, the Eric Adams of it all continues, and Trump is meddling in New York City’s business for some reason.
There Is No Law Anymore, Denise!
As Trump levies new executive orders and tries to create a peace agreement with Russia that doesn’t include Ukraine, thousands of park employees were laid off, Kentucky braces for more storms, another high-level DOJ official has quit, the Eric Adams drama has a court date, the DOGE team doesn’t, Kansas bans gender-affirming care for minors, Kristi Noem has never heard of irony, and Mexico might sue Google.
Cow. Milk. Airplanes.
In yet another busy weekend of news, there was another airline incident, as well as continued fallout from Eric Adams’ corruption, Elon Musk has his eyes on your SSN, and the Department of Education gives schools an ultimatum. Plus - protests!
When Reached for a Comment, the Whale Said:
The news of a car driving into a crowd in Germany and two ships colliding in the Red Sea lead an episode that also covers the state of immigration, the future of USAID and federal employees, RFK Jr’s confirmation, Elon’s conflict of interests, a Missouri AG’s bizarre lawsuit, a group of incredible teens, and an exclusive conversation with a humpback whale.
Big Bummer for Art
Trump and Hegseth make dangerous comments about Russia’s invasion of Ukraine; plus, three prisoners have been freed in Belarus, another inspector general has been fired, Trump’s federal employee shrinking can continue, Tulsi Gabbard has been confirmed, Trump’s got some budget problems, the AP’s been kicked out of the oval, the Kennedy Center board held an election, and… cocaine!
Grifters Find Grifters
This episode is packed with news: the Israel-Hamas ceasefire, Trump’s meeting with the King of Jordan, an American freed from Russia, a shocking speech by Nancy Mace, the fourth deadly plane crash since Trump took office, judge rulings on FEMA and government websites, the firing of the director of governmental ethics (and paper straws), Google renaming the Gulf of Mexico, a new Red, White, and Blueland Act, possible charges dropped for Eric Adams, Blagojevich’s pardon, Bannon’s conviction, Kanye’s website shut down, Hegseth booed by protestors, and the Pope criticizing Trump and Vance.
Call Me This Generation’s George Carlin
It’s yet another full day of news that includes a bus crash in Guatemala City, a possible break in the Hamas-Israel ceasefire as well as a possible breakup of US and Russia, the NSA is hitting delete on a whole bunch of websites, tariffs have kind of been announced, and the federal funding freeze hits another judicial roadblock. All while Trump wants to get rid of the penny, Kanye’s back to his old rhetoric, and Ed Sheeran is a rule-breaker who doesn’t deserve to be in this sentence with those other two guys.
Tutelage Is a Funny Word
Consumer protections are out, questioning the courts is in, tariffs are back, Noem is confused, and the Kennedy Center is about to be very lame.
Our Better Days Lie Ahead of Us
A small plane crash in the Philippines leads an episode that also includes news about an NCAA rule change, more information about the USAID raid, and foreign election interference is legal now I guess. But it’s Friday and you made it this far. Welcome to the resistance.
You’ll Never Guess Which Kim M.
A shooting in Ohio, an update on Trump’s plans for Gaza, a counterintelligence disaster in email form, federal office spaces closing, more bird flu, a ban on transathletes, an egg heist, and a karmic hate crime settlement. Just another day in America.
What Are We Doing???
In the longest episode I’ve ever done, I attempt to cover the deadliest shooting in Sweden, the start of the Chinese tariffs, earthquakes in Greece, the start of the flights to Guantanamo Bay, two suits have been filed against the DoJ by the FBI, Trump makes a shocking claim on Gaza, Marco Rubio makes a shocking deal with El Salvador, and of course Trump has also begun preparations to shutter the Department of Education and leave the UN.