It’s Only a Matter of Time
Trump says the U.S. is running Venezuela, Rubio says we’re not, and America fumbles its way into empire-building. Plus, Trump sends the National Guard troops home, Berlin experiences a power outage, and a Swiss bar sees tragedy.
Special Episode: Venezuela
The first episode of 2026 is.... a special episode. The news around Venezuela is breaking fast, so let's instead cover how on earth we got to where we are today.
Take Only the Good Into 2026
A look back at 2025 — from Trump’s return and ICE raids to fires, courts, survivors, labor, and voters — not to catalog what broke, but to understand what held.
You, of the Long Ties
The year ends with a Trump speech full of lies, a looming hospital crisis over trans care, and the DOJ still stalling on Epstein files — plus fake plaques, of course.
2001 Wants Its Vocab Back
Trump expands his travel ban, blocks healthcare votes, dodges questions on illegal boat strikes, and scrambles to fix a brutal Vanity Fair interview with his chief of staff — while fentanyl becomes the new WMD and Speaker Johnson continues to flounder.
Name Sounds Like a Simpson’s Prank Call to Moe’s
An update on the Brown University shooting, the collapse of Democrats’ healthcare gamble, new Epstein file releases, and the shocking murder of Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner.
Look for the Helpers
A mass shooting at Brown University, a deadly antisemitic attack in Australia, and the terrifying global rise in hate.
Actions, and Words, Have Consequences
Trump praises white immigrants, vilifies Black and brown countries at an official White House event, while Pete Hegseth faces fallout from deadly strikes and the Republican Party spirals further into chaos.
The Government Can’t Alta Vista Money
Trump praises white immigrants, vilifies Black and brown countries at an official White House event, while Pete Hegseth faces fallout from deadly strikes and the Republican Party spirals further into chaos.
How Can We Give This Guy More Power?
Trump’s “peace prize,” another farmer bailout, SCOTUS hears a dangerous case, and Netflix tries to buy Warner Bros.
Just a Run-Of-The-Mill Racist
An episode all about what’s happening with Somali immigrants in Minnesota.
Just a Quick Snooze
Quick note: no episode today because, well… apparently humans require sleep. Who knew? I’ll be back this weekend with a special episode, and the regular show returns next week.
A Skimmer at Best
Pete Hegseth defends ordering a possibly illegal second strike by blaming smoke, Trump takes a nap while Kristi Noem thanks him for “keeping away hurricanes,” and the MyPillow guy is running for governor.
What Did I Miss?
Trump may be dodging questions about his health and his administration’s crimes, but the truth — from Afghanistan to the Caribbean — keeps breaking through.
A Guy’s Little Raven Friends
Trump backs a Russia-led peace plan in Ukraine, Border Patrol targets sanctuary cities, the CDC promotes anti-vax language, and the military normalizes hate symbols under his command.
I’m Just as Guilty as Hillary Clinton Now
A federal judge blasted the DOJ for “profound missteps” in the Comey case while Trump signed the Epstein records bill—just as questions swirl over whether the DOJ will actually release the files.
Texas... Babe... I Love You So Much
The U.S. welcomes the Saudi crown prince, Congress passes the Epstein files bill, and a federal court smacks down Texas’ unconstitutional voting maps.
Epstein and Trump: An Unbreakable Bond (Special Episode)
Jeffrey Epstein’s emails point to Trump as “the dog that didn’t bark”—and in this case, silence might be the loudest clue yet.