But the Fascism Is Fascism
Four people were killed in a stabbing in Washington state, the DOJ sued UCLA over campus protests, the Louvre’s director finally stepped down after a $102 million theft, and Trump gave a record-long State of the Union full of lies.
Super Normal Stuff for When You’re Innocent
Mexico reacts to the killing of El Mencho, another Epstein-linked arrest rocks the UK, Judge Cannon blocks the Jack Smith report, a blizzard shuts down the Tri-State Area, and the Trump administration gets sued from every direction.
Trying to Keep This Relationship Fresh
Russia continues to escalate its assault on Ukraine, an armed man was killed near Mar-a-Lago, ICE quietly shot and killed a man in Texas last year, the partial shutdown continues, the Supreme Court told Trump no on tariffs, and the Olympians do what Olympians do.
Such an Embarrassing Cliché
Prince Andrew was arrested in the UK on suspicion of misconduct, Trump is openly threatening a strike on Iran, and the Justice Department unveiled a banner so dystopian it feels ripped straight from a fascism movie.
The SAVE Act is Bad
Call Congress: (202) 224-3121
An episode that’s way too long and should have had a script is all about the danger of SAVE Act, what you can do to stop it, and the power of your ballot.
Conan O’Brien Has Never Made a Mistake in His Life
More information has been revealed out about Monday’s Rhode Island ice rink shooting, an armed man is stopped at the Capitol, disasters unfold across the West, CBS caves to Trump pressure, and we lose civil rights giant Jesse Jackson.
To Misquote the Scholar Kelly Clarkson
A mass shooting at a hockey rink, a partial government shutdown over ICE demands, explosive Epstein testimony, and updates on Nancy Guthrie and two Hollywood deaths.
The President of the United States Is a White Supremacist.
Trump posts a racist video, the Clintons challenge closed-door Epstein hearings, and Savannah Guthrie’s mom is still missing.
So Many Other Things to Worry About
A DHS lawyer breaks down in court, a judge calls the Trump administration lawless, and SCOTUS backs California voters.
Tulsi Gabbard? The Democrat?
Trump coordinated a raid on Georgia’s ballots, praised it in real-time, and now wants to nationalize elections. Plus, the government is still in a partial shutdown, the Clintons will testify, Trump is shutting down the Kennedy Center, and Savannah Guthrie’s mom has been taken.
Hold Onto Your Spurs
Liam is home, more Epstein files drop, and Texas politics shouldn’t be that much of a surprise.
Stay More Vigilant Than Ever
Trump threatens Iran with war, doubles down on ICE, and sues his own IRS for $10 billion.
Vote Our Way Out of This Mess
Jack Smith told Congress that Trump tried to steal the 2020 election — and now Trump’s FBI is raiding election offices.
The President Isn’t Going to Fire Himself
A judge blocks the deportation of 5-year-old Liam, Italy compares ICE to the SS, Kristi Noem faces impeachment threats, Ilhan Omar is attacked at a town hall, and Pete Hegseth is sued for wrongful deaths at sea.
Who Else Can We Get Fired?
Minneapolis forces out a Nazi-saluting Border Patrol commander, a deadly winter storm paralyzes half the country, Alex Honnold climbs a skyscraper, and the Super Bowl is set.
They Are Holding the State Hostage
A protester was executed in Minneapolis and ICE wants voter rolls in return.
I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door
This special episode is all about a sweet boy named Liam, and the way America has broken a promise it made 250 years ago.
Maple Syrup and Manners
Trump claims Greenland is “figured out,” ICE bypasses the Constitution, and Ghislaine Maxwell is testifying.