Burnt McDonald’s Burgers
Canada retaliates against Trump’s tariffs, a judge blocks his visa ban, the Pentagon shakes up Stars and Stripes, and Natalie Harp’s letters raise questions about Trump’s gatekeeper.
It’s Going to Make My Stomach Hurt
Trump’s deportation policies escalate, the IRS considers new nonprofit disclosures, and ABC takes the FCC to court over what it calls First Amendment retaliation.
Even When You're at Your Worst, There's Hope
Trump threatens Oman as Iran negotiations hit a deadline, border-wall construction is paused at Big Bend, the Supreme Court rejects Trump’s E. Jean Carroll appeal, and Hayden Panettiere dies at 36.
Jared Kushner, Bright Legal Mind That He Is
Five people were injured in a shooting at Virginia State University; a powerful earthquake killed dozens in Indonesia; severe weather hits Indiana, Hawaii, and Southern California; ceasefire negotiations continue over Gaza with Jared Kushner now involved; and Todd Blanche refuses to pledge DOJ independence from the White House.
None Of This Is Chill
Sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln are facing alarming conditions after an extended deployment; a judge tossed the Trump administration’s case against Harvard; newly released documents reveal federal surveillance of anti-ICE activists and organizations; and Trump’s Kennedy Center board is trying(again) to put his name on the building.
Cults Gonna Cult, I Guess
Two people were killed in a Fort Hood helicopter crash, Trump claims the U.S. now has “total control” of the Strait of Hormuz, Wisconsin and Minnesota have primary results, the Lakers have new owners, and Karoline Leavitt is leaving the White House.
That Silly Bozo’s Up to It Again
ICE is buying electric-shock gloves, the death toll from Colombia’s earthquake continues to rise, a former Marine has been freed from Russia, Ken Paxton is intervening in a complicated surrogacy case, Samuel Alito faces questions over millions in fossil-fuel interests, and it was election night in America.
This One Is Really Going to Spin Him Out
A devastating earthquake hit western Colombia; Taylor Farms is recalling jalapeño products over salmonella; Trump is targeting childhood vaccine requirements; we learned about the elaborate way Trump was secretly moved during a NATO security threat; and Big Bear’s beloved Jackie the Eagle has died.
Now Buddy Boi’s Got a New Problem
The U.S. is running low on key weapons in the war with Iran, Trump is taking another swing at birthright citizenship, a Trump-connected law firm with little immigration experience got a $150 million contract to represent migrant children, the Senate held Dr. Fauci in contempt, Mike Lindell’s pillow giveaways may have violated campaign law, and Mitch McConnell is apparently home from rehab.
Elections Are So Important
Cyberattacks disrupted water systems across several states, protections ended for hundreds of thousands of Haitian and Syrian immigrants, a North Carolina congressman dropped his reelection bid after an ethics investigation, New Mexico sued for the unredacted Epstein files, and Perez Hilton was hospitalized after a disturbing livestream.
BELIEVE That
A suspected arsonist was arrested as wildfires devastated Washington state, new reports blamed Southern California Edison for the deadly Eaton Fire, an armed man was arrested near Trump’s Los Angeles golf course, and Michigan voters delivered major primary wins for Jocelyn Benson and Abdul El-Sayed.
No News Is Good Enough
Just a short little episode as Michigan sees the first two deaths from Cyclosporiasis and it looks like Todd Blanche’s confirmation may actually happen now.
Mitchy Boi
A mass shooting at an Idaho In-N-Out left two people dead, Trump paused planned strikes on Iran while claiming negotiations had resumed, deadly wildfires spread across Europe and Washington state, and Capital One said it closed Trump Organization accounts following an anti-money-laundering review.
Garfield, Is That You?
A deadly earthquake in Japan, record-breaking fires across Europe and Oregon, and major developments involving Iran, Russia, and Lindsey Graham's funeral.
Ignore Him. Vote.
A mass shooting at a Seattle food festival left three people dead, Trump asked the Supreme Court to revive restrictions on mail voting, the administration obscured service member deaths connected to Iran, and questions continue to grow around Mitch McConnell’s prolonged absence.
Thanks Thommy.
The House passed another Iran war-powers restriction only for the Senate to reject it, the Education Department weakened protections against discriminatory school policies, Republicans referred Jack Smith for prosecution, new tariffs took effect, and the DOJ dropped subpoenas targeting New York Times journalists.